In 2015, for the first time in music history, “old” albums were outselling new ones: i.e. Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Miles Davis. In the name of commerce, as well as nostalgia, I thought it would be a good idea to repackage the music of John Denver.

However, we need to erase the image of the “All-American Boy” and make it modern. The only way that a Deep-State Media will appreciate Denver (which they never did) is to make him a Social Justice Warrior.  In order to do this, we’ll need to re-title the songs. I’ve taken the liberty of providing a few suggestions:

  • Country Roads George Soros, Take Me Home”

  • “Thank God I’m a Country Boy Male Feminist”

  • Sunshine The Decapitated Head of Donald Trump on My Shoulder Makes Me Happy”

These songs will become hits…AGAIN! They’ll be applauded by masculine women and feminine men everywhere. I foresee a Grammy Nomination. And who knows…if we’re lucky, Jimmy Kimmel will invite Denver’s adult children onto his late-night show. There, Kimmel can ask the most important question…the one that everybody is dying to ask:

Who were the “Sheroes” in Denver’s life?

See Related Article: Why Did Bill Nye Become a Feminist?



5 thoughts on “How to Repackage the Music of John Denver

  1. Brilliant Ron, your sense of humour is developing nicely, I think this theme can be developed too 😂😂. I’ll try and find some Brexit “songs”.

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